Fun With Captions

I was browsing through the Ottawa Sun’s photogallery this afternoon and stumbled upon these exquisite pictures featuring Dany Heatley’s arrival in Calgary. Enjoy.

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There’s nothing like arriving at an airport and getting greeted by Calgary’s finest. (Look over Dany’s right shoulder.) I love the finger point to yourself though. You’re either saying, “I’m a team player.” or “She’s going home with me.”

Anyone else notice how rail thin Heatley now is? He’s starting to look like Christian Bale from “The Machinist”. It looks like he has stopped eating his own bullshit and shed 20lbs.

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So this is what happens when Dany meets with other grown ups who have isolated themselves from the rest of society. Just imagine how much that Canadian jersey will depreciate in value if Heatley doesn’t crack the squad. What a colossal waste of hours spent at the airport. Actually, never mind. Looking at these guys, they probably have nothing else to do. And why the fuck is Richard Zednik lingering behind Heatley?

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Dany cracks a smile. It must be nice to finally get away from his Kelowna confines and interact with some fans again. I just wish there we had a photo of Heatley an hour later when he uses his laptop to find all of these autographed items for sale on Ebay.

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The only tits Dany will be signing for the foreseeable future.

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Sweet hat.

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Dany practicing the Barry/McAlpine school of public relations by taking a rare moment off from speaking.

Fun with Captions…

On the Ottawa Sun website, they’ve posted pictures from the first day of the Ottawa Senators training camp. Here are some of my favorites:

“Can someone get that? My back is bothering me!” ~ Alfie

“Aaaaaah. Thanks for the shoulder rub too.” ~ Alfie

“Have you heard about Ray? He’s the backup in Russia! I know!” ~ Alfie, what a joker.

This photo was mislabeled, it’s not from training camp. It’s from Antoine Vermette’s So You Think You Can Dance Canada audition.

Weird. If I didn’t know better, I’d assume this was a photo from last year’s camp. Who’s that black guy in the background on the right?

Apparently his name is Chaz Johnson. He was probably brought into camp to add some character and accountability. At the very least, his star tattoos will replace Joe Corvo’s.

This photo is amazing. This is the first time I’ve ever seen Terry Marcotte without that creepy smirk on his face.

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